This Is War

Just now, a couple of spams that made it through Mozilla were in the inbox, and I missed slightly with the bold swipe of the mouse to group-select ’em for erasure and actually selected one, which brought it up in the message pane, a pitch for strapless bras. Suddenly my computer was talking to me: “For years, women have struggled...” then my finger reached the Del key and it was gone. Lauren raised an eyebrow at me from across the room and when I explained said “I think we’ve just hit a new low.” She’s so diplomatic.