The other night I couldn’t sleep and my brain for some reason stumbled on
the notion of phrases you can touch-type using just your left hand. Then I
really couldn’t sleep.
[Update: It’s getting pretty weird in the comments.]
They’re just phrases because a sentence has to end with “.” but that’s right-handed. Still, you can use some punctuation.
extra severe batcave fear!
rats rage at cat
art craze gets street cred
secrets were debated
few see tax at 55% as great
Then perhaps even a short poem:
sweet desert sweat
dew wets faces at eve
tears after sex